The best of;

chapsnats:

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

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thatonerussiandude:

wewereastrokeofluck:


stickinemwithpointyendsandlace:

al-grave:

I just want to hug it. Does anyone know what kind of dog this is?

It’s a Chusky (Chow Chow + Husky).

im fucking crying


I fucking want one!Or two..Or a whole damn army of them!

myheartbeatsliketimpanidrums:

dxmndelion:

how much would it cost to buy fall out boy

Probably more than you bargained for.

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honne-tatemae:

skengggg:

idk what’s more of a turn off: when girls wear beanies or when they tie their hair up with a bandana like a maid

idk what’s more of a turn off: when guys think their personal preference should dictate a female’s choice of clothing or when they act like we should care

I dig doing both those things. I guess it’s a good thing I’d never want to turn on a jackass like you. Unless it was to snap your boner in half.

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rnackenzie:

i wanna respect everybodys opinion but some peoples opinions are just so terrible

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theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

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dutchster:

russianmetero:

i am typing with russian accent

how the hell did you force me to read that with a russian accent

I forgot what Russian sounded like, so I actually read it in French.

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netlfix:

in all my years i have never finished a pencil

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