she got a pussy like the grand canyon
dry and sandy
possibly filled with dead bodies
LIFE HACK
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
sorry but i think we should break up, it’s not you it’s-a-me mario
things that everyone can agree on
- the earth is round
- dinosaurs are sick as hell
- scrappy doo is the single most annoying character that has ever been conceived by the human imagination followed by caillou as a close second
can’t wait for titanic 4D when they actually flood the movie theater and people start drowning and they turn the air conditioning all the way down so it’s really like you’re a part of the movie
